Pre-Birthday Blues
So today im doing my usual thing.
I go off to Engineering and start my practical work. We have this new guy in our class and i thought i'd let him weld before me. What i didn't know is that he had no fucking idea what to do. About 15 minutes into the lesson i go to check up on him, and you know what the stupid nigger had done? He was sitting on the chair crying his fucking eyes out with the welder sitting on the table in a way that the button was being pressed.
Now i'm not too sure why he was crying. It might have been the rapid escape of gas out the end of the mig welder, or maybe the fact that there was a massive fucking coil of wire flowing out the end of it. Now if you don't allready know, ill enlighten you.
Mig welders, unlke arc welders have a continuous flow of wire that comes out the welding peice. This is what melts and in turn creates the weld. Well this shit had been coming out for probably the last 10 or so minutes.
I went up to the side of the class and grabbed a set of pliers. I ran over to the wire and snipped the cunt off. Now i wasn't gonna let the teacher know what happned, so i had the task of getting all the wire and throwing it out somehow.
I told the faggot to shut up and scrunch all the wire in a ball, then i grabbed it and threw it out the window. About 635ms after, (that's what CS does to you) i heard this *BANG*. I ran over to the window and the ball of wire had hit some shitty 1980 celica. Not that bad.
Rest of school was gay. We had an assembly at lunch because some fuckwit drilled a hole through a water pipe, so they had to cut the water off to the school. This meant no pissing, and especially No Shitting.
After about 30 mins they fixed the water prob and a surge of year 7's ran to the toilets. It was like a massive gathering of lebos receiving a call that their best friend was in a fight.
Anyhoo, i get home and sit down infront of the TV. Fucking great, i think to myself. It's my birthday in 5 days. ZOMG CABLE W00000000!@#%#^@#
Also, i placed a few bids on a set of speakers. Fucking nice ones too. Thing is the price has just risen to over 300 bucks. and $300 was my limit. ARGH.
Bah fuckit. if i look around i can probably get the speakers i want for 500 bucks. Better than a set of 2nd hand ones for about $350 me thinks.
So thats it. 5 days wooo. Can't fucking wait.
Cheers.
I go off to Engineering and start my practical work. We have this new guy in our class and i thought i'd let him weld before me. What i didn't know is that he had no fucking idea what to do. About 15 minutes into the lesson i go to check up on him, and you know what the stupid nigger had done? He was sitting on the chair crying his fucking eyes out with the welder sitting on the table in a way that the button was being pressed.
Now i'm not too sure why he was crying. It might have been the rapid escape of gas out the end of the mig welder, or maybe the fact that there was a massive fucking coil of wire flowing out the end of it. Now if you don't allready know, ill enlighten you.
Mig welders, unlke arc welders have a continuous flow of wire that comes out the welding peice. This is what melts and in turn creates the weld. Well this shit had been coming out for probably the last 10 or so minutes.
I went up to the side of the class and grabbed a set of pliers. I ran over to the wire and snipped the cunt off. Now i wasn't gonna let the teacher know what happned, so i had the task of getting all the wire and throwing it out somehow.
I told the faggot to shut up and scrunch all the wire in a ball, then i grabbed it and threw it out the window. About 635ms after, (that's what CS does to you) i heard this *BANG*. I ran over to the window and the ball of wire had hit some shitty 1980 celica. Not that bad.
Rest of school was gay. We had an assembly at lunch because some fuckwit drilled a hole through a water pipe, so they had to cut the water off to the school. This meant no pissing, and especially No Shitting.
After about 30 mins they fixed the water prob and a surge of year 7's ran to the toilets. It was like a massive gathering of lebos receiving a call that their best friend was in a fight.
Anyhoo, i get home and sit down infront of the TV. Fucking great, i think to myself. It's my birthday in 5 days. ZOMG CABLE W00000000!@#%#^@#
Also, i placed a few bids on a set of speakers. Fucking nice ones too. Thing is the price has just risen to over 300 bucks. and $300 was my limit. ARGH.
Bah fuckit. if i look around i can probably get the speakers i want for 500 bucks. Better than a set of 2nd hand ones for about $350 me thinks.
So thats it. 5 days wooo. Can't fucking wait.
Cheers.
posted by Calabrese at 2:48 PM
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