Sage Francis Dance Battle - Part 1

The intern reminds me of my son for some reason.....totally scary but funny

Part 2

So Did You Find It?

Hmmm?

Dilemma

OK See here's the thing. I'll tell you the goal if you all promise to help me get to the goal.

Helping will mean being my little spam fairies and talking up my goal to whoever is in your circle of influence. I see it as planting the seed here and then it spreading out and covering the whole world like ...well not like a weed, because it is a good thing not a bad thing...but you know :)

So here is my goal.

I will raise $1 million for MS research by December 31st 2007.

And how am I going to do that?
www.OneMillionWishes.org
The easy way!

By having 1 million people donate $1 each.

There will be a whole package around donating that $1 and that is what isn't completed yet. *fingers crossed* it will up and ready by December 1st 2006. Of course it is internet based.....reaching 1 million people + for free is probably impossible any other way.

I KNOW I will make this goal. I KNOW there will be some hard work along the way. I also KNOW I can't do it alone. It will take all of the networking skills, marketing skills, PR skills etc that YOU and I have.

Now you have read this far I know you will help me with this.

And some where in this post is a clue

Damn Lies

OK so someone made it to this blog searching for Tubgirl Miniatures on AOL. I don't know what is more shocking...tubgirl or AOL...wish you could put polls up in blogger *runs off to find some code*

Bahh too hard when Blogger doesn't like java or css or ASP or anything


And my post yesterday was our 250th post!

YAY!

Oh by the way...yes I am back!

Grand Announcement Is So Nearly Here I Can Smell It

I am working on the biggest project of my life and I have ZERO experience with what I am doing ....but I am not letting that stand in my way.

We have all seen the kind of inspirational stuff that floats around on the internet (this was the latest one to make me cry) and thought wow those people are amazing and I am just an ordinary person. How do they do that?

Well I have decided that I am going to be extraordinary....not extra ordinary....which is how I have felt about my life for quite a while.

So what did I do?

I set a goal.

A HUGE goal.

A MAGNIFICENT goal.

This goal is going to take all of my ingenuity, skill, friendships, networks, PR, cajoling.

It's going to need your help *points at all the regular readers*

I know you are still out there! I can see the stats from the site...sneaky devils popping in for a quick read then popping out again.

I am just not sure whether to announce the goal now and let people mull over it. Or save it up for the big announcement.

Decisions decisions

TEST

Cops are Tops!

Have you ever had one of those nights, where you are so bored... you think you are going insane?

Last Saturday night, i felt a bit like that. I had nothing to do, and the boredom was making me go insane!

So, what did i do? I called up some friends, of course. BOOYA! off to Penrith Aqua Golf!

So we went off to Aqua Golf at about 8:00. It's about a half hour drive 0ut there, so we started playing a few goes around 8:30 or so. Nothing too exciting (well actually, i hit the $100 target, but i had no witnesses :[ so no money), so off we headed home.

But fuck, it's saturday night. Why are we going home?

We decided to just drive around a bit. Maybe the school gates were left open? maybe we could go DOOORRIFFFTOOOOO in an open oval? But no, no fucking luck.

So there we were just driving around in circles, when we saw the park which one of my mates in the car worked at, with about 20 or so teenagers
at the pavillion and on the roof and stuff.

We didn't know what the fuck was going on, so we drove around the other side of the oval, and saw the HUGE amounts of grafiti they had done.

Those motherfuckers had been grafitiing that pavillion for ages, and no-one had caught them before.. so my mate decided to call the cops.

There we are, sitting in a side-street waiting for a copper to turn up and tell them all to gtfo... when all of a sudded we saw the high beams of 4 stationary cop cars illuminate.

Jesus! 3 cop cars and a paddy wagon! and they were fucking in there, and had those pricks circled with battons waving.

Us 3 sitting in the car are like "HELL YEA!" and decided to drive round to where the cop cars were to tell them some info.

As we start getting closer we see a cop jump out of the car, macho style waving his flashlight at us.

"STOP THE CAR! WHO ARE YOU?!"

Then, he pulls out his pistol and points it at the front right tyre (or me?).

SHIT! I slam on the brakes.

He comes over to the car, now with his pistol in his holder, and his batton in hand.

"STEP OUT OF THE CAR NOW!" He yells.


My mate looks at him out the rear window and tell him, bloody hell mate! we are the ones that called this in!

So the cop thinks for a second, looks at us, and then continues to put his batton away.

At this stage we were pretty shocked and the cop car explains the whole thing about whats happening with the graffitti artists and the like.

Apparently they have one guy, who deny's having anything to do with the "artwork" even though his hands were covered in paint and shit. Most of the other kids were sitting on the gutter near the coppers crying like a bunch of faggots, scared that the cops are gonna call their mummies.

We ended up being told to leave, just leaving out number with the cops.

I think it was probably the most shitscared i've ever been around a cop, apart from the time i drove past a RBT station, half drunk.

And there we have it! My Saturday night.

Grand Announcement Coming Soon!

Soon = sometime in the next 2 months