My new workmates in short sentences.

There's a fat Maori girl who like me. There's a girl next door who's overly nice to me. There's hot, too-young-for-me Asian girls that I hang with who are fuckloads of fun. There's a cool Korean guy who is loaning me some Korean martial arts movies. There's a cool Tongan guy who's not a bad bloke.

There's also an aggressive red-head who annoys me to all fuck with her pushy politeness. Another red-head proclaimed Jew who has to have a say about everything and multiple people would like to stab her. There's lots of Indian guys I have a little trouble understanding and when I do understand they are boring as fuck.

I like the place already :D